dome-loaf

A hairstyle: when referred to in this manner it is usually really big and cheesy-looking.
See loafy

Remember Richard Marx? He had the worst dome-loaf ever.

by juniper July 18, 2005

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malt loaf

Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.

SoreenAunt Ellen's is another brand of malt loafs. Both are produced in Manchester

by dixieheart March 16, 2009

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peel a loaf

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

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danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

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spider loaf

a spider plush toy

i love spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017

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A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018

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