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crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
mugGet the crusty lasagnamug.

snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019
mugGet the snitch lasagnamug.

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.
Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.
by broooon June 8, 2018
mugGet the dad's lasagnamug.

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
mugGet the Lasagna Problemmug.

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
mugGet the Turd lasagnamug.

Zoe Lasagna

Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........
by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020
mugGet the Zoe Lasagnamug.

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna
"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."
by winston winchester February 13, 2008
mugGet the london lasagnamug.

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