Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
by Skeletor 1983 January 05, 2023
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crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
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lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.
Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.
by medicneballer May 21, 2017
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Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product
"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"
by Bazookabutt12 March 14, 2015
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Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods
David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○
by Bigbosssalamandra September 05, 2021
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Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
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london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna
"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."
by winston winchester February 13, 2008
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