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Kitchen Glow

A dewy reddish sheen on one's face that emerges after slaving many hours in the kitchen.
Man, I can't believe the kitchen glow I have going on after baking those muffins!
by toriaenator August 25, 2014
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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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Kitchen Surfing

The act of looking for some food just to feed the face in the kitchen or especially in the refrigerator when you are are not hungry, maybe nervous.
John: what are u searching in the kitchen!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!
by Mary john Watson June 19, 2016
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kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave
My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017
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Kitchen Dreams

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020
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kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.
There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic
by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020
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Kitchenlessness

A person or family who have no kitchen to store & prepare their food.

Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.
Well at least they have a place to sleep even though technically, without a kitchen they are kitchenless which means they will be suffering in a state of kitchenlessness.
by Su8LiMe1 October 4, 2021
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