Sal Khan

Like jesus but for kids who are bad at math.

Dude how did you get an A on that test? Oh you prayed to Sal Khan, gotcha.

by Mercury1914 January 18, 2022

To Khan Someone

To crush the skull of someone between your hands

To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*

by Some rando out there December 7, 2022

Shaka Khan

A word/phrase that can used as an exclamation... perhaps instead of sayingyelling "dude!?", or "WTF!?" after someone steals your food (for example).

Shaka Khan?!

by skelstar February 22, 2010

Farhan Khan

Farhan Khan is a person that supposedly "reveals" illuminati but we have recently discovered Farhan has been putting up weird images of subliminaly showing the devil.

Farhan Khan is a satanist!

by Jon the revealer May 26, 2011

Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.

Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005

Zaynab Khan

Zaynab Khan is an old Arabic insult stemming from the word عنيف which translates to Aggressive.

The insult originated from people mocking one of Genghis khan's Wives which was highly aggressive, ordering the death of hundreds just to satisfy her boredom

A person would typically call someone else Zaynab Khan or just Zaynab / Khan to emphasise there barbaric behaviour or there unsensitive attitudes towards less fortunate people.

The word is rarely used now but is more frequently used by older generations

Stop acting like a Zaynab/ khan, that poor kid did nothing wrong to you

Stop being rude to the homeless your acting like Zaynab Khan

by Fassoun June 24, 2023

Dirty Khan

The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.

“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”

by mommy moment June 14, 2019