Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.

jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way

by Ew_Its_Jason April 22, 2022

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen

Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.

by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023

kettle point

A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.

"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."

by hdhcuskcmodoqo May 24, 2018

kettle party

where a group of people all hit the bong togeather

hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party

by dirty frank 359 April 19, 2016