A county in South East England that has its origins in the once powerful and pioneering Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Cantwara. It often has the reputation of being the 'Garden of England' but in reality is full of chavs and gypsies inhabiting overgrown, filthy and soulless towns and villages in the west and on the coast, and rich retirees originally from the posher parts of London inhabiting golf course towns like Tenterden in the interior. The countryside is boring, the towns are either shitholes or boring golf course towns, and the people are horrible. The older generation are miserable tory voters, the middle aged men are all pissheads who go to wetherspoons at 10am for their 8 pints of carling, the young men are psychotic nutters who stab anyone who looks at them the wrong way, the youth deals drugs to make money because of the complete lack of opportunity, the posh upper-middle class ex-Londoners own everything, give all the jobs to their other ex-Londoner mates and talk about how 'beautiful' the Kent countryside is despite not being indigenous and not having a fucking clue about how much they're ruining the lives of the indigenous, and the women are all fake-eyelashed, fake-tanned, overly-dolled up, sluttily-dressed bimbos. There are more 'Essex girls' in Kent than there are in Essex. The amount of teenage girls who dress like whores and wear cheap fake tan is terrifying. If you don't want to be killed by chavs or pikeys, or horrified by the amount of bimbos, don't come here.
Person 1: Listen mate I'm going to Kent next weekend
Person 2: Why the fuck are you going there? You'll get killed by some angry chavs! Don't go there if you value your life!
Person 2: Why the fuck are you going there? You'll get killed by some angry chavs! Don't go there if you value your life!
by Cryoraptor June 24, 2022
Get the Kentmug. Handsome and very good with words. A great artist. Family-oriented and God-fearing. Would not easily give up even though his in pain. Very caring and understanding. Never fails to impress his lover that it will made them tear up because of happiness. Animal lover. Will do anything for his loved ones. A man with culture, discipline and respect. Would quickly made up with you if things go wrong. Sensitive, very sensitive. Very loving. Horny. Dig bick.
by Mirasól August 18, 2021
Get the kent urielmug. (Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole
by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020
Get the Northern Kentmug. Kent Rock is a man of great honor and renown. Kent Rock is a warrior, and he is not afraid to back down from a fight, even from a pegging. Although Kent Rock lives a normal life, he wishes for something more like meeting aliens or getting into a fight club. Kent Rock is a rare name that is a mixture of Clark Kent's Superman (Kent) and Rock Music (Rock). However, a name like Kent Rock comes with getting used to being told that a Kent Rock, Can't Rock.
Abignail: Kent Rock is such a cool guy he can do anything.
John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.
John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.
by KentIsRockButRockIsNotKent February 19, 2023
Get the Kent Rockmug. by nipplecheese September 9, 2015
Get the Kent Setmug. a young black man who loves to eat 2 tubs of flora butter everyday and stack them on his desk with monster cans creating a wall around it and loves tyler davis and farts on calls
martin sanchez:omg did you know dionne kent did a fart on call
Tyler davis:whatttt was it the flora butter it doesn’t matter if it was her fart it’s ok
Tyler davis:whatttt was it the flora butter it doesn’t matter if it was her fart it’s ok
by dionne push paraja January 20, 2024
Get the dionne kentmug. by Uper November 5, 2021
Get the kent hairmug.