Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)
Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.
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Get the Keegan mug.to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
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Get the riley and keegan mug.A full fledged asshole who isn't afraid of a fucking thing. In Latin terms, "Keegan" *the badass* means exactly as stated.
"That fucker looks like Keegan."
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