High as a kite

You are very high

Bob over there smoked so much he is as high as a kite

by Thatkewlperson69 November 12, 2023

Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023

kite

money

I have kites , to pay for the uber .

by Bobby chingoma January 23, 2019

Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away

1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol December 2, 2022

modelo kite

Used when someone doesn't like the fact that your Mexican. Sent in text form as Mk

"Can you make it tommorow"
"No I can't, mk"
Modelo Kite here signifys that they can make it but dont want to because the person asking is mexican

by Yosukamukanuirin May 4, 2021

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Kiteing

Short for high as a kite. That’s new right? Yup, that’s so fetch.

How ya feeling Katie? I’m good, I’m kiteing.

by KOC16 December 4, 2021