Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 03, 2022

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 08, 2021

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 07, 2014

flaming kamikaze

To eat an extremely spicy item and then proceed to perform oral sex, usually resulting in an unpleasant sensation for the recipient.

"I was so mad at her I had to give her the ole the flaming kamikaze last night"

by stankyjumbojimbo September 30, 2021

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 16, 2018

Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer

I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.

by spicemagic February 01, 2016