Jordan

literally the fucking best. that’s it.

Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah

by jdawg4 August 4, 2019

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Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019

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Jordan

When white 9 year old boys on TikTok wanna say the n word but don’t wanna get caught

Them: What’s up my Jordan?
Me: :/

by Spindatasslikeabeyblade May 7, 2021

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jordan

a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.

“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”

by ezisjaded February 17, 2021

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jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.

ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know

you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.

by yeet to the gucci vault July 10, 2020

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Jordan

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020

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