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Street Joke 

Jokes that are characterized by lack of comedic author, a usually cheesy or "punny" punchline, and prevalence throughout most populations. Their simplicity and general appeal to most people allows for rapid passing along. Most "joke books" are collections of street jokes.

Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.
A: "Don't you recognize me from the movies?"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."
Street Joke by ProperCthulhu December 4, 2013
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sloppy joes 

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
sloppy joes by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

An action used By Bubba the Love Sponge to make his sexual partners Squirt.
The guys in the 334 make the girls squirt with a 2 finger cul de sac jones.

star jones 

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.
I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.
star jones by K40 January 13, 2004

Strip Joker

Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.
Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?

Sally: Okay

Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Sally: I don't know

Jason: A Gummy Bear

Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious

Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...

Sally: Umm okay
Strip Joker by The Gobfather July 11, 2010

Star Jones 

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.
"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."
Star Jones by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!
Dr. Smitty Jones by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011