A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).
God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alivetwo years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.
Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!