Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 9, 2019

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Jakobe

Someone who is gay

Jakobe-someone who is gay

by Trouble shoot October 27, 2019

Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

jakob aronsson

really strong guy, good with friends and has some really good relationship skills.

hey! are you one of those jakob aronsson's?

by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017