John

He is a very funny guy, he thinks outside the box a lot and loves music. If he puts his mind to it he will achieve it most likely in the music industry, most John’s have nice muscles, long legs, and fingers. He can be hard to read at times but eventually he will open up, he is mostly an amazing singer ho doesn’t sing good by himself but harmonies with almost anybody. He may act gay and look gay but he’s not he is very passionate about girls.

“He John”
“Eww it’s john”
“Don’t talk about him that way”

by I’m going home July 2, 2018

John

John is the guy every female wants.he is very loyal.he is very cute and is smart.he is not mean

John is cute

by We are well June 18, 2018

john

he is a nice person and will be a great best friend. he always hangs out with the most stupidest people/group.

person 1 : hey did u see john

person 2 : yeah he is my best friend

by TheOneAndOnlyNessa101 November 13, 2018

John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

by AsianAndy October 26, 2019

John

Another word for a party

john at my crib tonight

by urban dictionary reliable sour December 20, 2018

John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004