Jesse

a fat big pig that will eat everything

jesse is a very fat pig

by voicetrollz September 24, 2019

Jesse

Jesse is someone in his late 20s who is very childish and thinks he knows literally everything, plus he makes outrageous story's up like sticking his arm in a deep fryer or how he makes the best chilli

- dude I just flew on a pterodactyl's back across eygpt

- your such a Jesse

by RoyRogersMcfreely September 1, 2016

Jess

The best

Person : ITS JESS
Other person : WOAH!!!

by WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 8, 2020

jesse

a total jackass that doesnt deserve attention from any girl because he is a player.

omg my boyfriend is being a such a total jesse

by ihateyou123456 August 29, 2010

Jesse

A literal cunt of a guy. A cocky, inconsiderate asshole who believes he is more entitled in comparison to those around him. Typically sporty and rude.

Person 1: Jesse is a cunt
Person 2: Agreed.

by dakootsisbetterthanme May 8, 2018

jesse

keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;)
silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D

lol jks sophie does

mmm bali

"random: my hands are cold...."
"jesse: dont worry ill help! touch my head"
"mmm bali"

by mmmbali November 28, 2011

Jesse

A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.

Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.

by clingfrees October 7, 2009