by anonymous December 11, 2021
Get the Jerk offmug. noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
Get the jerking off a dudemug. by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
Get the Jerk offmug. A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”
by ywBoys October 22, 2019
Get the Jerk Off a guy Novembermug. November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
Get the National jerk off your homie daymug. A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
Get the Joe Jerk Offmug.