Jammer

Magical Bacon God

Teacher: "Who is the Magical Bacon God?"
Student: "Jammer"

by EatMyLollipop March 11, 2014

Jammer

a gun that does not shoot/ is jammed up.

“Yo this nigga done sold me a jammer”
“If he sells you a jammer slap em w it”

by Richard Millie June 04, 2024

Jammer

When you're completely whipped by your girlfriend/wife that you'd do anything even licking her toe-jam

"Damo is the biggest jammer, he won't even leave the house now"

by Napper August 16, 2015

BALL JAMMER

To jam the absolute fuck out of your balls, primarily using a drawer.

MOM: we have sex toy at home...

SEX TOY AT HOME:... "DRAWER"........ AKA THE BALL JAMMER.

by YOUR ASS IS FAT December 28, 2022

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould May 21, 2006

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 20, 2023

Pea Jammer

The act of inserting frozen peas underneath the foreskin for pleasure.

What a pea jammer session last night!

by Adam138 September 18, 2010