One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

Its.a.sirius.issue

My favourite mutual - fifi.weaslebee

“Its.a.sirius.issue is my favourite mutual even though she tags me in sad marauders era tiktoks” -fifi.weaslebee

by Fifi.weaslbee October 8, 2021

pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.

see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.

by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022

issuematic

Descriptive of a situation that may induce drama or otherwise result in a problem.

His collar may be issuematic.

by F. Phelan August 15, 2006

Stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.

by sourcefedding August 12, 2015

relationship issues

People who have relationship issues are usually the people who had a rough childhood (problems with socialising or parents ) and are obsessed with their partner so they lie without realizing , so they would keep their partner only for them cause are scared of being unloved or lonely .
There are more kinds of relationship issues but this is the principal issue .
The people with this condition want to be loved and feel that they matter to someone because their parents didn't showed them love or they didn't have friends . They usually are overprotective , jealous , obsessed with you but if you show them love they will leave you or will become more obsessed with you till you'll want to kill yourself.

I have relationship issues and I can't change that .

by Rouge_Nicol January 4, 2021

Brother Issues

When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.

A- “Damn he has brother issues”

B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”

by I’m A Dinosaur 🦕 March 14, 2022