Iowa City Splash Pad 

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

Iowa City Splash Pad by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Iowa rambler 

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

Iowa rambler by Mercbeamish January 10, 2024

Iowa Eyes 

Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.

Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.

Iowa Eyes by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024

Iowa dildo 

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

Iowa dildo by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Iowa falls 

A town in iowa filled with rich or drug users

Person 1 Man i love iowa falls
Person 2 Shut the fuck up

Iowa falls by Fortnite pro 78 March 12, 2025

Iowa cornstalk party 

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

Iowa cornstalk party by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025