A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.
See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor
See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor
by Devon January 18, 2005
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’
Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?
I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.
I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.
I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.
Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas
telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas
telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
Check out all the upside down footprints on the wall behind my bed pillows from fucking in the inverted camel position!
by MHL425 December 18, 2014
An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
by Crawdaunt November 02, 2010
The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.
by Kujo1367 March 30, 2015