internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.

Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.

by Limon_ August 1, 2006

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

win an internet

a term used on 4chan.org to show that the individual approves of a post, or it's contents.

"You, my friend, win an internet for Millia Hentai"

by Border Patrol Man January 3, 2005

Intermet

When you've only met someone on the Internet via a dating site, facebook, etc.

I've been extremely excited about this girl, but I feel it may be a bit unjustified since we've only Intermet.

by mathforfood October 10, 2009

internet thug

Some one who's ready to pop off online but doesn't say a word when you see them in person.

Gabriel Muniz is an internet thug: facebook.com/profile.php?id=1794878133

by Bitches on Blast October 4, 2012

niche internet microcelebrity

a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.

1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era

by doubledareya April 4, 2022