The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

Principle of Relative Indifference

Holding persons, places, things or ideas near to you both in proximity and experience in less regard than those more distant or those considered more exotic.

Jen is showing her bias through the principle of relative indifference when she claims that Americans have no culture especially when compared to European countries.

by KM91 June 7, 2022

The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018

Chelsea principle

The larger a mansion is, the larger its ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms. Small houses have two to three bedrooms for each bathroom; large houses can have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms.

Look at how many bathrooms this place has.
Yeah, that's the Chelsea Principle for ya.

by BoilerTFUp October 5, 2023

Economic Uncertainty Principle

Economic uncertainty principle: (noun) The principle stating that it's impossible to predict and measure certain economic variables with complete accuracy, due to the inherent unpredictability and complexity of economic systems.

I can't predict the stock market with certainty, it's the economic uncertainty principle in action

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Aerith-Hinawa Principle

The Aerith-Hinawa Principle states that in a video game where you’re allowed to pick names for your characters, you should never name them after your loved ones. Named after two of the most traumatizing character deaths in video game history: Aerith from Final Fantasy VII, and Hinawa from Mother 3. A lot of people named these two after people they loved, and it only made their deaths that much worse.

Lucas: For my first Nuzlocke run, I’m naming all of my Pokémon after my closest friends!

Cloud: Please reconsider. I take it you’re unfamiliar with the Aerith-Hinawa Principle?

by Shepherd Guy December 6, 2024

Orabaku Principle

The sacred rule that what has been said once shall not be repeated.

The Orabaku Principle states that what has been stated, cannot be stated once again.

by MelakaMandela August 27, 2023