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The most retardant, Vile, horrible and worst thing known to man
Gen A kid: Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

Gen z, y and x kid: BRO WHAT THE FU--
by BUSmen January 20, 2024
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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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A Couple Whiles

A Couple Whiles is a phrase that I made up when I was like 5. It combines “In a couple minutes” and “In a little while” to form “In a Couple Whiles”
It means “Later”, “In a bit”, etc.
Jacob: “Do you want to go to the movies?”
Rhubarb: “In a couple whiles.”
by uhc207 January 30, 2022
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What you say to your helper-buddy shortly after starting out on a tedious task that has shown itself to be a lot more complicated, slow-progressing, and/or time-consuming than you'd originally expected, or to a delinquent or other emotionally/mentally-challenged client who is unable/unwilling to just give you simple straight answers.
Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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WHILE

To find something so incredulous or unbelievable. Very Unlucky or Foul in Nature. Originating from the DMV
Joe got bagged by the feds that’s so WHILE.
by Nervana May 6, 2022
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