Trucker CB (citizens band) slang for the position of a vehicle in a line of vehicles that is neither at the front or rear of the line. A vehicle in the "rocking chair" is supposedly protected from law enforcement or smokey because it can receive warning by CB radio from those vehicles ahead and behind about oncoming (or overtaking) patrol cars, speed traps, etc.
I was in the rocking chair and escaped a speeding ticket because the lead trucker warned me of a patrolman with a radar gun (Kojak with a Kodak).
by Pool July 7, 2006
Get the rocking chairmug. To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.
by blake dremmel August 8, 2007
Get the Chair Bombmug. Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.
Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
by TBLBHK May 13, 2006
Get the deck chairsmug. The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
Get the Velcro Chairmug. by MechToes June 13, 2021
Get the Gaming Chairmug. 
A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds
can also be used to tell someone's power
can also be used to tell someone's power
by SombreroParty May 19, 2020
Get the Teto Chairmug.