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Inverted Flute

When your dick gets punched into your stomach.
“I got an inverted flute
“Man that must’ve hurt
by fireball11 October 13, 2018
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inverted cocktail

its when a girls ass is facing upward and the guy nuts in her ass, and second woman takes a sip of the nut using a straw.

like in such a way that she is laying down and the back is taking support of a sofa and you are sitting on the couch and fucking her from the top with your dick downwards. after you nut in her ass, the other girl will sip the cum form the first girl's ass
(its a position in which the girl's ass is facing upwards and the guy fucks her from the top. when he busts a nut the other girl takes a sip from the ass- this is inverted cocktail)
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Inverted Mountain

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
I know right!”
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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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a, colloquially, ‘shrink
Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?

I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.

I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
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a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.

Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas

telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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