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northern ireland

made up of two types of people:
catholics, who whinge constantly about being downtrodden etc and who love to blow people up and shoot them.
prods, who whinge constantly about being under siege, would crawl on their hands and knees through broken glass so they could use some english cunts shite for toothpaste and who love to blow people up and shoot them.
by fucknorthernireland February 24, 2009
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northern ireland

A shithole part of Ireland that most people on the island would like to split off from the real Ireland and float into oblivion. The cause of much bloodshed and economic downturn for Ireland, and a drain on the British taxpayer. The only good thing ever to come out of this sectarian stain on the globe was George Best, but then when he became an alcoholic most people realised what a bitter wanker he was. His life is very much a metaphor for Northern Ireland. The people of 'norn iron', as protestants enjoy calling it due to their hatred of anything to do with ireland, are a shower of cunts who enjoy fucking it up for the rest of the UK and ireland. northern ireland should be wiped from the earth.
"Im from norn iron (northern ireland). aye. listen to my stupid pseudo-scottish accent. i have no culture. aye, och, im away to eat some sody bread aye."
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Take an Ireland

Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.
Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!
by Tbalz80 April 8, 2021
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Icelandic handwarmer

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy
Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night
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Icelandic pipe

When you faeces in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo till it defrosts
Omg last I got Icelandic piped
by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017
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Icelandic Rump Steak

When you surprise your lady by jamming your dong into her b hole while wearing a Viking helmet.
Gertrud didn’t know what she was in for when I surprised her with the Icelandic Rump Steak last night.
by Captain Longsack April 2, 2021
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Ireland

the most beautiful positive gal. She is offend misunderstood and tends to be the best she can. Sometimes she is short minded but is a tall girl. Shes sporty and has mamma issues but tries her best to push through them. She is an incredible girl who deserves a reward
Ireland works very hard
by emmmmie dodo chip May 31, 2019
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