I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way

I have Asperger’s syndrome

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

do I have a big pp

yes you do your pp big very big

jared: do I have a big pp

jane: yes your pp very big

by hgarciarox January 27, 2021

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019

i have no words to use so...

<marquee>I AM OUT OF WORDS</marquee>

by bored August 14, 2002

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

by dahneeoh September 13, 2011