“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

i like poop

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021

i like watermelon

i am a lesbian

amy-‘i like watermelon’
emily-‘same’

by slutforronweasley April 23, 2021

I like pie

Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.

"BUSH IS TEH TERRORIST WHAT U GOT 2 SAY TO TAHT"
"....I like pie."

by YINever March 11, 2005

That’s what I like

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

by Tommyinnit is a child April 11, 2021

I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006

In 2006 the Dekalb County prosecutor dropped murder charges against Gucci Mane in relation to a home invasion in which he and his crew shot and killed one of the invaders.

To feel like Gucci Mane in 2006 is to feel like you’re winning and just generally vibin good

"Yo, yesterday was your last child support payment right?”

Yeah my nigga. I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006

by Rikit1kiTavi March 02, 2020

i like cheese

A term that weird older brothers constantly use, whether they like cheese or not.

Mitchell broke the silence by saying "I like cheese."

by ihavenothingbettertodo August 12, 2005