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hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.
My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.
by Caffy July 28, 2008
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hippogasm

A sensation experienced by larger women, similar to an orgasm. Due to the size of the specimen the nervous system is severely impaired and so the sensation can take up 33 1/4 days for the electrical impulses to reach the synapses involved with pleasure.

The sensation is common in most women above 15 stones, but especially effect midgets.
1. I can't belive anyone would put up with Sally's smell long enough to give her a HippoGasm.

2. June the office is not an appropriate place to have a HippoGasm, you're fired.
by mortensent April 11, 2005
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hippoclit

1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite.
1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on.
by sonapers July 7, 2011
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Happy Hippo

a chinese who thinks they are white
dude look at that chinese person over there
they are such an Happy Hippo
by catherine123456 May 29, 2007
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hippo

A really epic guy who can paddle like a mother fucker and make you the happiest person ever....a hippo's advice is the most valid advice someone could recieve. Someone that doesnt realize how good of a person he is. Doesnt realize how many people look up to him, and would do anything for him. A best friend, an older brother, life-long friend.
Danny is a hippo!
by Monkey girls January 24, 2009
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hippo

hippo is a nickname you give someone who is a complete hypocrite. they preech to you about something so uncool so intensly, and do that exact uncool thing. this nick works even better if they're starting to grow a double chin
by SpotMaster April 18, 2007
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hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.
What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....
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