houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused

girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows

by quarrion October 31, 2011

Houdy

A stray hair found in food or drink.

"Ew David, there's a houdy in my piece of cake".

by Houdy McFoody August 28, 2018

Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.

"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"

by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012

emmanuel and houda

best on and off couple ong this time it’s gonna last tho😊😊

omg is that emmanuel and houda?
yes they’re meant to be together😮😮

by guest22447788 December 14, 2021

double houdini

a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.

Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.

Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.

by lipenaar May 22, 2006

Houdini

In the midst of intercourse, performed from behind, your friend creeps out of the closet and, without your sexual partner's knowledge, takes your place behind him/her. You go out of the house and wave excitedly through the window from the yard. As your partner realizes your debauchery, your friend yells, "Ta-Da!!"

J-Mac: "Kevin, that Houdini that we pulled off was hilarious!! She was so surprised!"

Kevin: "Aww, tits! Too bad my voice cracked when I yelled 'Ta-Da'"

by J-Mac2daMax December 17, 2008

Houdini 300

Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.

*Do your lady from behind

*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back

*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face

*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes

"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"

"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"

"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007