Hot Pocket

Shitting yourself

I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket

by Digby April 03, 2003

Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.

Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.

by Rockon1885 December 19, 2008

Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,

Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?

by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009

Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it

Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket

by redneck101 November 22, 2013

Alabama hot pocket

When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex

Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!

by Ya Boi Porn December 01, 2018

texas hot pocket

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.

What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.

by Dsfargeg June 26, 2008

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017