mock-hoss

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.
Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!
by the original Mock-Hoss January 05, 2008
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Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!
Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
by Dianenicolexox July 01, 2012
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Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)
"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
by Ouimer June 09, 2009
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Hoss-in-stein

One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.
by hoss master January 25, 2010
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Hoss Station 5

When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.
Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."
by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023
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hoss hooter

someone who is really fucking good at taking chops
shes a hoss hooter
by vapegod0852 March 27, 2019
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Anti-hoss

Anti-hoss is simply the opposite of a hoss.
Geee, Victoria is a real anti-hoss by trying to tell me that i am not a hoss
by Bondo1299 August 03, 2011
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