mock-hoss

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.
Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!
by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008
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Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!
Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
by Dianenicolexox July 4, 2012
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Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)
"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
by Ouimer June 9, 2009
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Hoss-in-stein

One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.
What a hoss-in-stein. Please dont beat me.
by hoss master January 25, 2010
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Hoss Station 5

When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.
Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."
by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023
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Hoss

1. A way to arrogantly address a boss
2. Basically a way of saying that someone is not the boss despite what they think
3. A shorter word to say "To hell with you boss"
4. A term of endearment to ones superiors when you know they have nothing on you
Okay Hoss, why don't we just finish the work we got to do?
Oh well hoss, we screwed up, I wonder why?
by flapjackrick November 21, 2017
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Hoss

A word that I just made up that describes a soft piece of clothing or a blanket that is fresh out of the dryer. It can also describe the feeling of some warm milk slipping down your throat.
“My pajamas are very hoss.”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
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