Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".
"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
by DJJ23 April 13, 2016
pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....
Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"
Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "
Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "
by Kielbiski October 20, 2016
by TWIZZrx January 29, 2018
The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.
Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"
by riversabound October 18, 2010
Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.
by WindriderMetal March 27, 2010
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.
by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016