Homie Law

-Kiss your homies goodnight
-If you decide to have intercourse with a homie make sure to say thank you afterwards or its homiesexual
-No kissing past 12
-Make sure everyones aware of the homielaws so they know whats good

Steve broke homie law he kissed me for to long last night he didn't even say thank you, I think he's a homiesexual

by HomieLawAbidingCitizen June 11, 2019

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Homies not homos

When you’re flirting with your homie but you don’t wanna make it gay

“Bro are we ‘boutta kiss right now?..”
“Calm down Christopher we are homies not homos”

by Mark Lee simp December 13, 2020

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homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 09, 2017

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Homie Day

The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.

PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.

if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos

person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"

by imlucas_lmao April 18, 2021

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