Homeworkphobia

A fear of homework. Approximately 9 in every 10 students in America suffer from this disease. A cure is not found. Symptoms may include procrastination and a failing homework grade. Luckily, there is treatment. Cheat. Preferably off the Asian kid (or nerd, whichever one suits you better).

Rob: Aw fuck, I didn't do my chemistry homework.
Matt: You have homeworkphobia, don't you?
Rob: Yea, I've been suffering from it for about 7 years now.
Matt: You're not the only one, I suffer from it too. But I heard Asians don't suffer at all. Just copy off the Asian kid.
Rob: Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna pass this marking period.

by Ozzyking May 4, 2009

French Homework

Finding a translater that will get you an A+ without actually learning the language.

I just did my French Homework and don't know what it says.

by Kelz90 October 16, 2008

Homework Beer

A beer (or beers) you drink while doing your homework. Often followed by getting trashed once homework is done. This is often done by college students who wish to participate in a "Wasted Wednesday" but who have homework due the next day-thus they drink while they work and by the time they are finished, have caught up to the rest of the party.

"Wasted Wednesday tonight?"
"I guess so-I have physics homework due tonight though."
"so how many homework beers tonight?"

by SexiLexi2113 February 17, 2009

homework

school=hell
your teachers= evil little devils
homework= torture

shoot me now!

by sarah May 17, 2004

homeworkland

-(noun)The hypothetical place where someone is if they are stuck doing homework for hours and hours

-(noun)A dark and dismal place where one gets stuck doing massive amounts of homework

person 1: What're you up to today?
person 2: My professor gave us a huge project to do, I'm gonna be stuck in homeworkland all day :(
person 1: I'm so sorry, I hear the sun doesn't shine there...ever.

by Steven Reitsma April 13, 2008

homeworkaholic

A person who is obsessed with homework, or alternatively, a person who is extremely fond of doing homework.

A website (homeworkaholic.com) that helps you out with homework.

Sarah preferred to stay home with the textbooks and papers while her friends partied through the night; Sarah is a homeworkaholic.

by eastwind87 August 19, 2009

homework

Something that teachers give you to do at home after you have already put in 6 1/2 hours of hard labor and suffering from extreme boredom at school. Homework consumes a good chunk of your afternoon, which should be time that doesn't involve learning shit that you don't care about. Home Work can range from a simple math worksheet the teacher won't even grade the next day, to hours of research, reports, workbook pages, etc. Home work is a horrible thing that ruins peoples life and desire to go home after school.

John: "Yes! School is almost over."

Steven: "No! I have so much homework!"

by C.N January 3, 2010