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hannah holmes 

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!
hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.

Nate Holmes 

Someone who is addicted to Fortnite but is Loki chill
Nate Holmes by Badbabyhagrid January 20, 2025

Ass Holmes 

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.
Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.
Ass Holmes by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Braydon Holmes 

Braydon Holmes is the big dawg
Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"
Braydon Holmes by Nootmare April 5, 2025

A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it
Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
A keiran holmes by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

Elora Lee Holmes 

A disease where your cock wont stop cumming and causes you to ascend into space.
Oh man I just got diagnosed with Elora Lee Holmes