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Hillbilly Car-wash 

The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.
Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.
Hillbilly Car-wash by Speedoman! October 12, 2009
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Hillbilly shower 

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.
I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.
Hillbilly shower by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Hillbilly Blowjob

while in the act of giving a somewhat descent blowjob, the girl decides to remove her fake teeth from her mouth and continue blowing, but using the gaps inbetween her teeth as cushioning comfort.
dau thought when melissa pulled her teeth out it was white trashy and disguiting, but it turned out to be the best hillbilly blowjob hes ever had!

jonas brothers also give great hillbillie blowjobs! and theyre gay

hillbilly rockstar 

A man who comes home from tha ba at 2 am and decides to place the cut off leg of a bluejean on his head, roll up his sleeves, grab a guitar and begin rockin out to country like its goin out of stile.
Man, Jake Dubya sure was a hillbilly rockstar last night.
hillbilly rockstar by T-Bomb April 30, 2006

hillbilly porch 

A small wooden deck, typically built of pallets or other cheapy obtained wood, frequently used outside of pole barns, detached garages, or other out-buildings. A great place to drink beer (or moonshine) and admire your dogs (or chickens).
We drank beer on the hillbilly porch waiting for the NASCAR race to start.

Hillbilly glue 

Slang for methamphetamine made by red necks for their personal use.
I went to the pharmacy and bought allergy medicine for my friend so he can cook some more hillbilly glue for this weekend.
Hillbilly glue by Weaselbub November 13, 2016

hillbilly barbie 

luanne on the show king of the hill when she is ready for prom in that one episode
she puts on the tiara peggy gives her and she looks like a hillbilly barbie
the silver tiara made her look like a hillbilly barbie