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highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery
by Whiter0x July 23, 2017
mugGet the highway jizzerymug.

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.
Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.
by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011
mugGet the Highway Commandomug.

highway rape

A price that is WAY too high. Mostly in situations where you are forced by a third party to buy or use services from a specific person or group even though there are other, cheaper options. It is even worse than highway robbery. This is one of the few legal forms of extortion.
It is highway rape when the required senior portrait company asks for $500 dollars more than any other company with the same services.

It is highway rape when your insurance company only allows you to go to a certain doctor even though they are WAY more expensive than any other doctor in the area.
by highwayraped November 30, 2010
mugGet the highway rapemug.

hershey highway

Doing a girl "doggy style" while she has diarhea and using the poo as lubrication.
I was so wasted that i travelled down the hershey highway
by tookoofou May 2, 2003
mugGet the hershey highwaymug.

Highway robbery

When a guy or girl is bringing someone back to their place for sexual intercourse and someone manages to take them away from that person for their own pleasures.
Ian pulled a highway robbery on AJ.
by MU3West March 7, 2011
mugGet the Highway robberymug.

"hershey highway"

The rectum; usually with reference to a fag. The reference is to the Hershey chocolate bar; in particular its color and the color of the fecal matter on the penis after homosexual sex.
Lance just loves to shoot his AIDS infected juice up
Bruce's "Hershey Highway".
by Scott K. Smith June 11, 2006
mugGet the "hershey highway"mug.

Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
by dabigcalhouna July 13, 2015
mugGet the Highway milesmug.

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