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The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.
by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010
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Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
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Marie-Helene

She is a very loud, and outgoing person. She doesn't let anyone get in her way. Speaks her mind. Also looking for the long term results.
I'm about to Marie-Helene myself out of this situation.
by joyful-J November 16, 2016
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a buck and a helen

one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.
them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen
by west side December 27, 2003
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Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009
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Ann-Helen

She is a wonderful person, has a heart of gold. She’s the kind of girl you see walking around with her friends with a gorgeous smile on her face, and her hair dancing in the wind. She can be very shy at first and you may think she’s rude or something, but really she’s just really shy.

Lots of people don’t really see her for who she is, but once they do they fall for her almost instantly. Her friends are usually jealous of her looks, not all of them, but most.

She has gorgeous eyes and a face in general, and her body could belong to a goddess. Big booty and big hips, when people see her dance they get mesmerized by her booty, hips and the way she moves it.

All I can say is that she is really loved by her close ones.
Ann-Helen is so pretty
I’m jealous!!!
by Kiddos I wo October 11, 2018
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Helen Kelussy

I want me some of that Helen Kelussy
by milking mommies 22 February 9, 2022
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