William Havers

Beautiful man

“STOP TALKING ABOUT WILLIAM HAVERS OMFG”
- cate

by Sister in law flo May 19, 2022

sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Vagina haver

Derogatory term for female.

Often used by incels or simply out of spite.

Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.

John: >Vagina haver

Opinion discarded.

by schizoposting March 17, 2023

Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

by Lord Of Worms May 18, 2023

Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

dry haverforth

Getting your dick aggressively beaten with sand paper.

“Shut up, dude before I give you a dry haverforth you’ll never recover from”

by Mr Beads February 17, 2024

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024