Harvey Price

troy deeney lookalike, omnipotent being, famous among football twitter accounts, famous for saying "hello you cunt" on live daytime television

Harvey Price Is our lord and saviour

by FootballTwitterBoi August 28, 2017

Harvey Simpson

This little Ratty cunt thinks he’s all that smokes wet fags and has sweaty anal sex with Archie Roberts the little virgin cunts, the only virginity they have lost is their anal one. Your mum has 3 teeth, don’t act so prestige you little prick, your future consists of selling stolen bikes and sucking and fucking for money but he considered that “MaKiNg HeLlA P”

Person one: did you hear about that nitty Harvey Simpson’s fat scraghead mum?
Person two: I swear she has two and a half teeth lmao what a fucking skank

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

Steve Harvey

When you mislead someone, making it appear as something is going great and then telling them you lied

He got Steve Harvey-ed when they told him he had won the lottery.

by Narwhal Kings April 1, 2016

Zack Harvey

A 16 year old guy that has a foot fetish. After school he goes home and molests his cows, and poops in random wal-marts underneath scrabble games.

I <3 FEEEET = Zack Harvey

by sack attack 132 January 15, 2011

Harvey Milktoast

A man who is so mild mannered and so pathetically clueless about it that he gives you the heebie- jeebies.

Ya, that guy's a odd one. He's such a Harvey Milktoast that I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him.

by QuantumX22 August 27, 2015

Mr. Harvey

A mentally ill man from The Lovely Bones. His hair is greasy and his glasses cover his entire face (which nobody wanted to see anyway). He is fat and he stalks/kills little girls.

The following example is from the movie The Lovely Bones. I did not write it.

Mr. Harvey: Oh hey, you're the Salmon girl, right?
Susie: Um, yeah...
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey!! You remember me, right? I live right down the street, in the green house! Mr. Harvey!
Susie: Oh yeah... hi
Mr. Harvey: You know, you're the perfect person for me to run into! I made this cool thing over here, and all the kids in the neighborhood are gonna LOVE it!!
Susie: .....what is it?
-Susie walks over and sees a little door on the ground, leading to a little underground room-
Mr. Harvey: It's a cool little clubhouse. And I want you to be the first one to try it out.
Susie: Really? ok! -goes inside, mr. harvey follows-
Mr. Harvey: How about you sit down here! -susie sits down-

Mr. Harvey: And there's ONE RULE: no adults allowed! Hohohoho. Hmmm. Mmmmm. It's a little warm in here, why don't you take off your coat? -susie takes off coat- You're very pretty Susie.
Susie: -very afraid- thanks......
Mr. Harvey: Do you have a boyfriend?
Susie: ... no
Mr. Harvey: See, I knew you weren't like those other girls! I knew that. Knew that.
Susie: .... Mr. Harvey,
Mr. Harvey: It's nice in here, isn't it? Special?
Susie: Yes, Mr. Harvey. Very special..... i have to go now...
Mr. Harvey: But I don't want you to leave.

And I think you know what happens next!

by sapphiretears March 14, 2010

harvey webb

A fucking ugly cunt. A boy who goes around school acting all innocent to get girls, when actually he's a complete fuckboy. Usually smells like BO and dresses like a 10 year old. Any hole is a goal for him. He likes to get his little chode sucked by any girl with a mouth. If u can smell turnips, Harvey is probably close because that's what his chode smells like.

Person 1: give me a riddle

Person 2: ok, who is a absolute munter and has a 3 inch dick?
Person 1: oh easy, Harvey Webb

by Hitherelolgodie May 24, 2016