by adeilinepotter November 26, 2022
the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 13, 2021
Average L Taker that exists and does not conform to any stereotypical societal norms. He's really tall, but has a tendency to get rejected by every single girl that he has ever loved. He is however really nice once you get to know him, he sometimes has a tendency to say shut up and Go Email Ann, but we all love him very dearly, no matter how many L's he can take within a day.
Harold ga shinda!
by EQEIQE June 09, 2023
by lolmyface:) December 13, 2021
The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.
by Steve Mane February 21, 2021
Harold is the best person you will ever see he is so fucking sexy you just wanna fuck him until you can see his cum taste so good he makes me feel so good on the inside
by Hunter andy January 30, 2022
To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.