To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
Get the Hark the Haroldmug. While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
by Baby Harold October 11, 2025
Get the Old fashion Haroldmug. Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.
by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023
Get the Haroldmug. To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Haroldmug. Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022
Get the Haroldmug. Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
Get the Haroldmug. by evan met May 2, 2011
Get the harold buttlemug.