Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

Sneaking Harold

When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.

Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!

by Grayson and Seth October 21, 2010

The Larry Harold

The act of applying peanut butter to thy penis. This will attract a canine specimen to which The Larry Harolder must then insert their penis into the oral region of the canine.

Trey Poston had the bright idea to put Peter Pan Peanut Butter on his dick and let his dog lick it off, thus The Larry Harold was born.

by nitsuj2010 November 8, 2009

Dane Harold Wade Munn

A sexy beast from the forest who says Baaaaagels

Hi Dane Harold Wade Munn I wanna fuck

by BRONKASARUS April 6, 2022

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

A Harold

1. An individual who contributes little or nothing to anything

2. A person who is down bad for a girl and will do very humiliating tasks to win her love

This guy is such a harold

Stop being a harold dude you already spent $5000 on a girl’s only fans what more could you possibly desire

by BugsBunny350 April 2, 2021