Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
Get the HAMmug. by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019
Get the HAMmug. Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
Get the HAMmug. 
1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.
1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."
by bobushka king April 13, 2003
Get the HAMmug. An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".
Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010
Get the hammug.