Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Hum

When something or someone stank

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!

by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe June 7, 2018

Hum

Meaning go. Cheering for your team.

Oh the Red Devils lost? Well yeah… Hum Bruins.

by Hamsandwihc March 21, 2023

humming budy

a friend you want to make hum by shoving a phalic object in there mouth

me and same are humming budys

cause i got him humming this d

by funonenuf January 26, 2023

Hum Hum

A Westchester County, New York correctional facility with a less-intense level of confinement than its full-blown "vocalized music and lyrics" counterpart.

Maybe da only drawback of being incarcerated at Hum Hum Prison is dat you are merely bored (i.e., you have a "ho-hum" lifestyle), rather than actually feeling confined and stagnant.

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024