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homiesexual

a man in love with a man because they’re his friend
gabe: omg joe is so fine
rando: fag
gabe: it’s not gay its homiesexual
by krlstar August 6, 2023
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homiesexual

ur from my 8th period aren’t you?
1: what are u?
2: i’m homiesexual
1: that doesn’t exist plz don’t mock the lgbt community
by srimiu November 29, 2021
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Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
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A gay man in denial that wants to do gay things but has an excuse to say that they're straight. Only gay men who think they are staright say Homiesexual
Hey man i saw this hot dude and i wanted to fuck him
So you're gay?
no bro im homiesexual
by affsagagrwvrvgsgd March 16, 2024
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Hey man u homiesexual? Yea man im homiesexual. Come over here
by Punjabijatts.org July 6, 2022
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Homiesexual

When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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