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like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
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turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.
The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!
by Turtleherd July 7, 2014
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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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Recruitment Herd

Recruitment Herd is a term coined by Management Guru Vishnu Ganrau Kartik which is related with progressive hiring in companies. Initially 2X candidates are hired and kept on training for One Month. The best ones are immediately given active role, whereas 50% candidates after one month of training are given notice that their service would be terminated after six months.

This keeps candidates under immense pressure, and after four months the best ones are again hired. Now the remaining candidates are again given an option –either leave company after 3 months (as per notice period) or undergo training for next six months. This time no notice period is served.

At the end of seven months –all unfit candidates are terminated and last batch of candidates are selected for junior position.

The people who were selected in first month are given top management position in Company; the one who made after four months are given middle-management position; and who made after seven months are given junior management position.

The companies adopting Recruitment Herd policy are: Moftware LLC, Habsons, Applect (Now acquired by Naukri.com, Aptara Corporation, Newslink Services Etc)

The underlying principles of Recruitment Herd is © Kalkie Integrated Solutions Pvt Ltd, and have strong repercussions related to rigorous regime training that hired candidates have to go through.
The best practices include free meals, spiritual music, reiki music and meditation, team building and strategy games.
In the recruitment herd of Kalkie, Prachi Desai secured highest due to controlled aggression.
by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 19, 2016
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the herd

a group of girlfriends at mizzou who actively participate in excessive binge drinking, finessing bottle service, and frequent visits to a local zebra. they are extremely entertaining if approached with the right attitude, but can come across as terrifying to outside observers. when one is spotted, it is guaranteed more are in close proximity as they never do anything by themselves. they are grade A schemers, masters of finesse, and relentless in their pursuits. they also enjoy laying collectively, going for long walks to the bar, and relaxing during monday night bachelor viewing times. if they take too much of an interest or liking to you, be prepared to constantly be harassed in numbers. other places they can be found: the big tree, ellis library, squid roe in cabo san lucas, the rise on 9th, their regularly reserved booth in the attic at myhouse nightclub and sports bar, b12, willies, 24 E stewart road.
"oh no... the herd just walked in"
"the herd is going to the attic tonight"
"herd up"
"hooves up!"
by tyreedesmuke April 26, 2019
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herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
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The Herd

A dysfunctional group of people who are always together and are rarely seen apart. They know a good time when they see one.
Yo, here comes The Herd!
Did you see what they did last night?!?!?

That was insane!!
by Lol.com.k12.nj September 22, 2019
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