hearingness

The way you hear in the ness.

My hearingness was low when I talked

by slayerslay January 3, 2023

Shit-heeling

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.

Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!

by tranceman December 20, 2008

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017

Lucy hellingsworth

A god A ninja A superior person

Lucy hellingsworth is such a role model

by Lucyyyyyyyyyyycijgfd February 28, 2021

Dick dry heaving

When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.

Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex

Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out

by Penisclacker45 November 25, 2018

Hesling Wink

When someone winks but the expression more resembles Sloth from 'The Goonies'

Audience: "That was horrible!"
Winker: "It isn't my fault. I have the Hesling Wink."

by Ravenous Dominatrix July 19, 2010

Super Stanic Hearing

ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds

Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.

by I shall dub thee Bubbie April 28, 2010