The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty
There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.
by austech park August 29, 2013
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Hayley Logic

Logic that makes absolutely no sense to anyone else but yourself.
Person 1- Why would you do that??? That makes no sense?!
Person 2- Hayley Logic.
by Hayley Logic February 22, 2015
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fat hayley

Fattest whale in the universe, location is normally in the town Dolgellau, usually smells like a walking sewer and looks like Sloths (ugly motherfucker from the Goonies) long lost brother.

If seen please report back to the whale society, i am sure they can put her back in the ocean.
"look how fat Hayley is"
by Blobenator August 18, 2017
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Hayley Marshall

She is played by Phoebe Tonkin (Who used to be in a relationship with the one and only Paul Wesly.)

Hayley Marshall gave birth to Klaus's child: Hope Mikaelson. She and Elijah had something but then she ended up getting married to Jackson the ugly cunt. She is always showing off that she is a hybrid and shit. But she would do anything to protect her daughter and her wolf pack. Her nickname: Little Wolf, Queen.
Hayley Marshall: Can you say "MUMMY!"
Hope: "Caroline"
Klaus: Who's Daddy's girl.
by DSSSKPEST ARE MY HUSBANDS August 24, 2021
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Hayley and Connor

the BEST couple in the world! so cute! have fun together all the time!!!!!!! they are always the center of attention. love each other very much. fun to hang with.
Guy one: did you see them just walk by!?!?
guy two:omg. they are such the CUTEST couple! I wish I was connor :(
Guy one: I love my girl, but we have nothing like Hayley and Connor.
by nahhhhhhhhhhh September 05, 2011
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Hayley Vegas

Originating from a Manch-Vegas variation. Hayley Vegas refers to the Manchester borough of Stalybridge otherwise known as Staly-Vegas, therefore developing into Hayley Vegas.

Alternative Meanings:
Blonde
Off one's head
Comical
Lover of House Music
Ms Hayley Vegas aka ChibukuHayley aka Blondie
by Hayley Vegas :) April 25, 2005
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hayley morton

Someone who absolutely loves bts
Person 1: Wow did you see that massive bts fan over there
Person 2: No, but it was probably Hayley Morton
by yoongiverse January 07, 2018
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