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filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money
by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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guzzle glitter

The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.
It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.
by Jbeezum October 22, 2017
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guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat
"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"
by Al Packino August 22, 2021
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guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)
Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.
by proteinballs July 3, 2024
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van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
by hernybern March 18, 2024
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